Hey, Tuesday rhymes with Short-fuse Day...kind of

Man, it's just really difficult to get out of the way nowadays isn't it. Both today and yesterday I had numerous encounters with people who just wouldn't move to the side and ease the stress of people's busy days. Alright, so let's get to the individual incidents that made me angrier than a liberal talking about Fox News.

First off, we have the people in North Philadelphia, and many other regions of our fine city, that think that it's okay for them to cross when the light is red and my Camry is barreling down the street. Eventually, a situation like this is going to put me in jail for vehicular homicide. When I have to slam on the brakes with a green light in front of me and the idiot pedestrian doesn't so much as push their pace to a trot, it's infuriating. I slam on the breaks. They look at me like I'm crazy for going on GREEN and then proceed to cross the street with the same intensity of someone walking to get a colonoscopy. I'm telling you right now there is no way that this can end well. If you are the one who has to pay the bail, I am apologizing in advance right now.

Secondly we have the sorority "sisters"--and I use the term as loosely as possible, probably even looser than any of their va....nevermind. My beef with these greek-letter-clad prostitutes is that if you want to act high and mighty on your own time or to a neighboring Brothel..er, Sorority House, go ahead, be my guest. But when people are trying to walk in a very, very crowded area, it holds up progress when you decide to park it right in the middle of the hallway/pathway to have a gossip session. MOVE OVER 3 FEET!!! IT IS NOT THAT HARD!!! It is hard however for the hundreds of people who are already walking single-file to get past your ignorant asses. And you know what, human ignorance comes in all shapes and sizes, so I don't want to just pick on Greek Life, oh wait, yea I kind of do.

Lastly, (at least for now) do not double park or stop your car in the middle of the road to have a lengthy conversation. Especially when you're RIGHT NEXT TO A PARKING SPOT!!! Again, it's just plain ignorant. Look, I understand people got their stuff to unload or whatever, but there's a clear difference between people who need to get something done and the people who just don't give a crap about inconveniencing others around them.

Anyways, I'm done ranting for now. Blogs of more substance will be on the way soon I promise. Although I must say, I'm somewhat proud of myself for keeping up with this thing. Ryan "Vehicular Homicide" Lewis is ouuuuuuutttta heeeeree...