I HATE NEW YORK!!!

The theme of this blog post is simple. If you don't read a single word past the title, you will have still gotten the gist. There would be nothing that would give me more satisfaction at this point in time that beating the crap out of their overpaid, overrated, over-publicized trend of a team. Saying I was excited, amped or juiced for this series would be an understatement.
Plus, I think A-Rod's been juiced enough for the both of us. Anyways, without further ado, I will give you a list of random things I hate about New York. After all, I have to kill the painful hours of anticipation for game 1 of the Fall Classic.

WHY I HATE NY:

1) The Yankees
2) The Mets
3) Mr. Met
4-8) The Giants, Jets, Rangers, Knicks, and yes even the lowly Islanders...and this doesn't include the hatred I have for specific New York athletes
9) The accents are despicable, they make me want to vomit then go on a tongue- removing spree
10) The way they think they're the only city to do Pizza right. Yes it's good, but it's also absurdly overrated
11) Sex and the City is based there. It perpetuates hundreds of myths about the city.
12) Everything's overpriced, EVERYTHING
13) I hate the fact that I enjoy the tune and beat in that stupid Jay-Z/Alicia Keys song. I am officially riding the hate train away from that.
14) The traffic is worse than Philly
15) I hate that I can never remember all 5 boroughs of the stupid city
16) I hate the term "Big Apple", and hope their big apple gets worm infested
17) I hate all the gay trends that start in New York, fashion or otherwise
18) I hate that Derek Jeter has become this baseball legend and everyone has to gush over him at all times. If you don't then you're not a true baseball fan. Kiss my big fat Liberty Bell Derek!!!
19) Eli Manning
20) Super Bowl XLII
21) Michael Stahan's sitcom
22) I hate the idea that Philadelphia has a Napoleon complex because it lives in the shadow of NYC. We don't have a Napoleon complex, we just know an overrated city full of people who talk like idiots when we come across one.
23) I hate Yankees hats. 1 out of every 134 people wearing a Yanks cap could tell you half their starting lineup. Whyyyyyy do I have to see them everywhere I go?
24) I hate the concept of the Subway series. We get it. The NY teams are playing each other and everyone is gagaga for the next bunch of games.
25) I hate that people always talk about how many talented people come from New York. Such a breeding ground for stardom. Well let's see here. You guys have more than 8 million people in the damn city, and have 2.5 times more people than the second largest city in the country. Just playing the odds, I'm going to say it's not that unnatural that alot of famous people would come from NY.
26) I hate the obnoxious morning shows that air live from New York, with people waiting in the blistering cold for a chance to get their "creative" sign on national television.
27) I hate the Spike Lee movies I've seen, and I can't stomach having to see his mug sitting courtside 800 times per Knicks game.
28) I hate the fact that the Meadowlands is actually in New Jersey, even though it plays home to both New York football teams.
29) It's an obvious one, but who doesn't hate the New York baseball squads for buying their teams.

OK....that's all I'm putting down for right now. Plenty more where that came from, but for now, I'm way to anxious to be sitting at a computer pecking away...

GAME 1......

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!