These Are a Few of My Favorite (Open House) Things

So I it's that time again, the time of year that makes everyone happy. Where front porch lounging is a must and the beer and grilled goods are plentiful. I'm not talking about spring, I'm talking about my open house. And as of 5:00am today, the joint is officially mine. To kick off this event, let me jot down a few of my favorite things about having an open house.


1) The DJ Lacey & Rob Critchlow Lovefest.
Probably one of the best parts of my open house, or any time these two are together. It doesn't happen often, so when it does, it's all the more glorious. This bromance (I can't believe I just used that ridiculous term) seems to get more provocative with each time the two are together and boozin. DJ and Robbie give credence to the notion that opposites attract haha. The last time this magical duo were together at my open house, the Phillies had a pretty OK win in GAME 5 OF THE NLCS, AND MOVED ON TO THE WORLD SERIES!!! Some of the conversations that are had between these 2 I wish I had on tape recorder, cause they would be hysterical.

2) Dave Anglin's propensity for nudity and inflicting bodily harm on himself.
If Dave wasn't trying to get naked in front of whatever females attended, or didn't almost blow a hand off, it just would not be an open house.

3) The Very Caucasian Trip to Philly Flavors
There's always a trip to the best water ice spot in town, generally by about 8-11 suburbans who stroll down to get their fill of the summer treat. The spot is just plain awesome when the weather's getting nice

4) MVP Baseball.
I think this one speaks for itself really, no need to go into further detail.

I better see you this weekend or sometime over the next 12 days I have the place to myself. Much love to the attendees and to the people who DID NOT put themselves in the "Maybe Attending" category on the facebook event page.